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Topic: dude, where is my card?
485 Approval - May 21st
Card Ordered - May 31st
Recieve the card and leave for vacation - Priceless :)
For everything else we have Discover, Visa, MasterCard :)
But this wait - not priceless.
Someone please make me feel good.
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in the mail.......happy now dude
daakiye (postman) kaa mooh meetha jaroor karwana, dude........
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lol..gcdedoyaar...I think we all should have same trackitt name as yours with of course different numbers!!
Yeah!! Dakiye ko to mai Hawaii bheejoonga (sponsored by me!) laddu ke dabbe ke saath :)
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485 Approval - May 21st
Card Ordered - May 31st
Recieve the card and leave for vacation - Priceless :)
For everything else we have Discover, Visa, MasterCard :)
But this wait - not priceless.
Someone please make me feel good.
correction, for everything else there's MasterCard ;-P |
thanks for correction but I created new punch lines for GC ad :0) otherwise copyright issues dude.ha!
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lol..gcdedoyaar...I think we all should have same trackitt name as yours with of course different numbers!!
Yeah!! Dakiye ko to mai Hawaii bheejoonga (sponsored by me!) laddu ke dabbe ke saath :)
lol....Ab voh GC ke megha idhar bhee bhej dena barasne ke liye...man hara bhara ho jayega hamara bhee...vacations ka plan to hamara bhee hai dude.....I am going to increase the spending limit on my master card as well.........hehehehehe |
humari shubkamnaye aap ke saath... ab ke baras, jaldi hi, GC ka megha aap ke angan mai aa ghar jor se barsega... aur aap us barstaat mai gaenge "aaj rapat jaey to hume na uthaio" aur uske baad gaenge "Ganpat, chal GC la, I mean daru la"
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humari shubkamnaye aap ke saath... ab ke baras, jaldi hi, GC ka megha aap ke angan mai aa ghar jor se barsega... aur aap us barstaat mai gaenge "aaj rapat jaey to hume na uthaio" aur uske baad gaenge "Ganpat, chal GC la, I mean daru la"
texandude,
u r very creative...daru to yaar pahle kee cheej hai........puri bottle pee daloonga... |
buss ek bottle?...creative yeah a bit..thanks you are no less mate!! aise bolo puri bottle hi utar doonga...in bhai ishtyle bole to.
Mai Austin mai hoon. Aaap kha GC ke megha and Ganpat ka intzaar kar kha,where, rahe ho ...bole to?
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buss ek bottle...creative yeah a bit..thanks you are no less mate!! aise bolo puri bottle hi utar doonga...in bhai istyle bole to.
Mai Austin mai hoon. Aaap kha GC ke megha and Ganpat ka intzaar kar rahe bole to?
aailaa...ab muzh haryanvi ko mumbai kaa bhai log bana rela hai bheduu.....bole to GC ke liye kuchh bhee karega!!
I am in florida... |
gcdedoyaar: Bhaijaan, aap shaadi-shuuda ho, Megha ke baare mein kyon soch rahe ho :)))) Unless your dharampatni's name is Megha :)
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haan GC Bahi banne ka bole to with pappu pager as assistant!! phir ek movie banane ka...GC Gangster, or GC Don..
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meri ek bahut purani setting ka naam Megha tha...gcdedoyaar...aapne aaj sweet memories taza karva di Megha ka naam lekar ;0)O
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apni story subhash ghai ko sunaaiye... Mukta Arts banayegi aapki movie
SAFAR
....ration card se green card
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apni story subhash ghai ko sunaaiye... Mukta Arts banayegi aapki movie
SAFAR
....ration card se green card
nice title... like it... |
meri ek bahut purani setting ka naam Megha tha...gcdedoyaar...aapne aaj sweet memories taza karva di Megha ka naam lekar ;0)O
lol texandude.........ek cigarette break lene ke liye bahar kya gaya, yahan to purani yaadon kee numaayish hee lag gayi...
yaar I also had an old gf (setting word is cheap voh aap bhai log hee use kar sakte ho)..and her name was megha too...meri bhee yaden taaza ho gayeen...problem yeh thee voh school mein thee aur mein already job mein...ab to poori jawan ho chuki hogi...lolz..hope it was not the same girl....may be hum dono ko choona laga rahi hogi..see we have crossed our paths once again..
oye shangrila urf tikal miyan...yeh her jagah meri pol kyoon khol dete ho...interpol mein ho kaya.. |
...interpol mein ho kaya..
LOL! chalo yaar aap dono megha ki mammaries pe gaur kijiye =) |
hey shangybhai ......aap to rumal mein lapetke marte ho ...
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ration card is the thing of the past.....
I think " landing card (i-94) say green card tak ka safar " is more appropriate... lol
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hey shangybhai ......aap to rumal mein lapetke marte ho ...
my2cents,
ab miyaan aap bhee thoda shayarana ho jaayiye..hamari panaah mein aa gaye hain to do bol meethe bol lijiye...
..yeh kambakht rumaal kee jagah unka "dupatta" word hee use kar liya hota!! kucch is nigode dil ko sakoon hee naseeb ho jaata...allah!! |
apni story subhash ghai ko sunaaiye... Mukta Arts banayegi aapki movie
SAFAR
....ration card se green card
SUFFER: ...ration card se green card -- Dono jagah lambi lines. Ek line ke aakhir roti ka tukda, doosri line mein plastic ka tukda; per aakhir tukdon pe hi palne ki aadaat si ho gayi hai.... :-)
Aye ajnabi tu bhi kabhi aawaaz de kahin se
Main yahan tukdon mein jee raha hoon
Tu kahin tukdon mein jeen rahi hai
Aye ajnabi tu bhi kabhi aawaaz de kahin se
Roz roz resham si hawa aate jaate kehti hai bata
Resham si hawa kehti hai bata
Vo jo doodh dhuli masoom kali
Vo hai kahan kahan hai
Vo roshni kahan hai vo jaansi kahan hai
Main adhoora tu adhoori jee rahein hain |
apni story subhash ghai ko sunaaiye... Mukta Arts banayegi aapki movie
SAFAR
....ration card se green card
SUFFER: ...ration card se green card -- Dono jagah lambi lines. Ek line ke aakhir roti ka tukda, doosri line mein plastic ka tukda; per aakhir tukde pe hi palne ki aadaat si ho gayi hai.... :-)
yeh upper se nikal gaya!! |
humko shayaari utni aati nahi .......hum tayre south indian gulti ..lekin thodi thodi zama lethe idhar udhar ...so aapko laddu khane hai? wo bhi duppate mein se wrap kiye huye ? thoda sabar kijiye ..aapka bhi number aayega ...
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apni story subhash ghai ko sunaaiye... Mukta Arts banayegi aapki movie
SAFAR
....ration card se green card
SUFFER: ...ration card se green card -- Dono jagah lambi lines. Ek line ke aakhir roti ka tukda, doosri line mein plastic ka tukda; per aakhir tukde pe hi palne ki aadaat si ho gayi hai.... :-)
Aye ajnabi tu bhi kabhi aawaaz de kahin se
Main yahan tukdon mein jee raha hoon
Tu kahin tukdone mein jeen rahi hai
Aye ajnabi tu bhi kabhi aawaaz de kahin se
Roz roz resham si hawa aate jaate kehti hai bata
Resham si hawa kehti hai bata
Vo jo doodh dhuli masoom kali
Vo hai kahan kahan hai
Vo roshni kahan hai vo jaansi kahan hai
Main adhoora tu adhoori jee rahein hain
good ab aa gai samazh |
Nice conversation. Don't get it :) BTW, on your approval notice says 'you SHOULD receive it withing 3 weeks'. 'Should' doesn't mean you will certainly receive it in 3 weeks :)
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Bhaiyoon Aur gcdedoyaar ke Bheano, except Megha,
Rukavat ke liye khed hai...papi pet ka sawaal hai..Hum tori hi der mai hazir hote hai :)
Jai Hind!
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Nice conversation. Don't get it :) :)
Come to the land of great saints.......India...
We are just getting drunk and remembering our old loves and cursing GC system........wanna join dude..u r welcome... |
Bhaiyoon Aur gcdedoyaar ke Bheano, except Megha,
Rukavat ke liye khed hai...papi pet ka sawaal hai..Hum tori hi der mai hazir hote hai :)
Jai Hind!
Bhaijaan, lagta hai Meghna to kaiyon ke paapi pet ke niche ka zawaab thi :=) |
Bhaiyoon Aur gcdedoyaar ke Bheano, except Megha,
Rukavat ke liye khed hai...papi pet ka sawaal hai..Hum tori hi der mai hazir hote hai :)
Jai Hind!
cool dude.....but I have tonnes of other girls who I dont consider as sisters...so its not Megha alone...fir kaya pata voh karamjali tumhare saath bhee lagi padi ho.....hehehe
lagta hai Texas mein lunch time ho gaya....I already had it couple of hrs ago... |
Bhaijaan, lagta hai Meghna to kaiyon ke paapi pet ke niche ka zawaab thi :=)[/Q]
Oye shangrilaa
dikhaa dee naa apnee cheapness......kitna ghatiya sochne lage ho tum...Yeh GC kee chah nein kaya bana diya tumhein?
ab lagta hai megha ke liye hummein jung chhidegi...
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aa gaye hum..khana pina ho gaya and ek sutta bhi...
Kaun humari Megha ke bare mai galat bol raha hai? humara love triangle mai yeh kaun square banane ki koshish kara raha hai??
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shangrilaa apna naam change kar ke Gorilla lar lo...suit karaga!!! Mehga humari sweet ex hai highg school sweet heart.
Abhi to yeh pata nahi chal raha ki usne mujhe and gcdedoyaar dono ko topi phenayee thi kya...
History Channal On kar boss!!
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'Topi pehna di' kaa bhi anarth ho jaata hai =) Chalo jaane do, khush raho!!
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humara love triangle mai yeh kaun square banane ki koshish kara raha hai??
heheheoooooooohahaahahhahhooooo.........very creative..
tension naheen lene kaa bhedu...abee log square kaya..pentagon, hexagon, hepta, octa, nepta (yeh sahi bola kaya), deca...bhee banne kee koshish karenge...
dekh lenge ek ek ko...megha ke liye apun saala kuchh bhee karega |
Boss yeh kaunsi Megha hai jo triangle se lekar puri Geometry shapes uplapdh hai...kahi yeh Chandni Bar vali Megha ka jikr to nahi kar diya humne..?? on the side vali...Megha Bai hehe!! ooops!!
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Boss yeh kaunsi Megha hai jo triangle se lekar puri Geometry shapes mai uplapdh hai...kahi yeh Chandni Bar vali Megha ka jikr to nahi kar diya humne..?? on the side vali...Megha Bai hehe!! ooops!!
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Boss yeh kaunsi Megha hai jo triangle se lekar puri Geometry shapes uplapdh hai...kahi yeh Chandni Bar vali Megha ka jikr to nahi kar diya humne..?? on the side vali...Megha Bai hehe!! ooops!!
texandude,
hamari megha ko itna badnaam naa karo dost kee hamara paviter pyaar badnaam ho jaaye......mine was in mujjafarnagar, UP....I am sure yours was different..
vaise for our movie we already have a villain signed up...apna shangrila...uska naam bhee kaafi khoufnaak hai...like mogambo in Mr. India.. |
haha!! yeah meri Megha was in Jaipur, vese kist Megha ka humne is post mai jikr kiya hai vo to Chandni Bar vali thi.. ;0) Bombay vali.... Haan movie and mai shangrila is a good idea... end mai we uski khoob kutayi karenge koi phad vali location per Dhoom 3...shangrila this is just a movie you will not get hurt. I'm already imagining shangrila like Gulshan Grover!!
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We are just getting drunk and remembering our old loves and cursing GC system........wanna join dude..u r welcome...
न समझने |
We are just getting drunk and remembering our old loves and cursing GC system........wanna join dude..u r welcome...
न समझने
Congrats Goblin...your 1400th post was in Hindi language....Trackitt did baptized u in hindi...good for us indians...we got one russian friend...hopefully HR 5921 (country exemption bill) will have your support now.. |
Goblin, Privet Goblin,
Kak delo? Izmenyau shto me nachili na Hindi tooth govarit.
Nu vot vam Russki Yazik!!
Kak Zizn?
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whatttts gooing on here...
there must be a software converting english into other languages.....I am non software and on top of that a haryanvi...let me google and find out..
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Да нет проблем, говорите хоть на марсианском :) Drunk Indian dudes :))))
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न समझने
BTW, what does this mean? :))))) |
dude.. I speak Russian...no big shakes...checked goblin's profile so wrote in Russian.
Translation- , Privet- Hi Kak Delo- How are you? Sorry we started writing in Hindi but how are you, hows life?
Aap samje gcdedoyaar!!
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марсианском shto eto takoi.... referesh my russki puzalusta
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न समझने
BTW, what does this mean? :)))))
Goblin
your quote in Hindi meant, " I DID NOT UNDERSTAND" or simply "NOT UNDERSTOOD"...U happy now..
but why r u asking its meaning since you wrote it your self..just curious |
dude.. I speak Russian...no big shakes...checked goblin's profile so wrote in Russian.
Translation- , Privet- Hi Kak Delo- How are you? Sorry we started writing in Hindi but how are you, hows life?
Aap samje gcdedoyaar!!
got it |
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