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Topic: Trackitt plz start Astrology prediction site..
Posted by gcdedoyaar (1775) 01 Jul 2008
Trackitt/amit,

I am serious. Please think about starting a site for GC predictions. Some of us are so desperate for the GC that we would rather go to an astrologer for predictions than going to an attorney for advice. USCIS visa bulletin and processing timeframe dont work anyways.

Start with $5 for predictions for EAD/AP/I-140 approval and $ 10 for GC...

I will be the first one willing to spend money on such predictions. What the heck!!! please hire an astrologer...dont forget 80% of trackitters are from India and most of us have sound faith in astrology...

guys do you know any good astrologer to refer to....
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Posted by ShangriLa (982) 01 Jul 2008
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Posted by bengaluru (317) 01 Jul 2008
Hehe....nice one....lit me up today.
Very true...probably they will see more traffic going their way than to the lawyers!!!
And also how abt links to clergy be it temple,mosque or church.........to have the services done that will be recommended by the astrologers.
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Posted by krustycat (1025) 01 Jul 2008
... and probably you'll be able to get more accurate info from an astrologer, psychic reading.. whatever but your attorney and/or uscis. :)
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Posted by gcdedoyaar (1775) 01 Jul 2008

Hehe....nice one....lit me up today.
Very true...probably they will see more traffic going their way than to the lawyers!!!
And also how abt links to clergy be it temple,mosque or church.........to have the services done that will be recommended by the astrologers.



What the heck..why I gave this idea to Amit........I should have done it myself..see the problem is I am non IT and dont know how to launch sites...lets get together IT folks...( sounds strange, me an Indian/EB2 but doesnt know computers well enough)..

It will be like a group of former trackitters launched GC prediction site " www.GCprediction.com...
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Posted by pareshan4GC (144) 01 Jul 2008
gcdedoyaar,

Though I know to read little bit of janam kundli, I am myself looking for a good pundit. I know that I will have to go back to India after 4.5 years but I am more worried about my kids as they are desparate to stay in this country.

Well now a days you will not find any pundit telling you when you will get GC for just $ 10/-. They ask for a minimum of $ 200/-. After all even they have to earn something.

You can ask Amit to add DOB, TOB and POB in trackitt for individuals so that any Pundit who has applied for his GC, and is surfing this site may tell the other deparate people their future.
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Posted by Waiting4everAl (1202) 01 Jul 2008
You dont have good astrologers here in the USA.
I met a pandit at a party , he asked me to come to his "office" . I did it . He told me I will get my GC in JULY.......that was in 2005 :) :)
3 July 's have passed and we are in the 4th. Maybe his prediction was defered :)
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Posted by gcdedoyaar (1775) 01 Jul 2008


And also how abt links to clergy be it temple,mosque or church.........to have the services done that will be recommended by the astrologers.



yep links e.g.
New Car puja for $21,
naamkaran for baby $31,
On line yagna for purifying your house $ 51 etc....nice ideas..plz keep suggesting
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Posted by damnseagulls (89) 01 Jul 2008
No one can predict USCIS, they are far from predictions.
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Posted by gcdedoyaar (1775) 01 Jul 2008

You dont have good astrologers here in the USA.
I met a pandit at a party , he asked me to come to his "office" . I did it . He told me I will get my GC in JULY.......that was in 2005 :) :)
3 July 's have passed and we are in the 4th. Maybe his prediction was defered :)




lolll......I was travelling on New jersey turnpike in 2003 and listening to the radio. This astrologer was taking calls and I called...she predicted between 1-2 years....I am still counting...

On our website, we can have customer feedback tab where we can track as how accurate one particular astrologer is!!!
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Posted by Waiting4everAl (1202) 01 Jul 2008
How about an online temple .........
Go online everyday in the morning . click open your deity , choose prayer , make a online donation via CC ( amex not acceptable).......
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Posted by gcdedoyaar (1775) 01 Jul 2008
damn........gr8888 idea man.....that way we dont even have to hire a pujari...we can have some background music suitable to a particular deity as well.....like hanuman chalisa in background when someone clicks "bajrang bali"....

We can have another section for muslims and christians too....
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Posted by Trackbuzz (2180) 01 Jul 2008
some of relative r really in this stuff.. it very hard for me to belive in stones and star :((((((((
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Posted by ShangriLa (982) 01 Jul 2008

make a online donation via CC ( amex not acceptable).......



Of course! No Amex / No MasterCard. Visa - you can't live without it.
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Posted by pareshan4GC (144) 01 Jul 2008
Well we do have some very good pundits in India. Some 25 years back when I was teaching at NIIT, one of my student had made my janam kundli and till date whatever he had said has come true.

Some 15 years back another pundit said that I will go outside India in 2000 and will come back to India in 2013. Well his first prediction was correct and the way our GC is going, I think his 2nd prediction will also be true.

For those of you who can read and understand little bit of Vedic horoscope. These sites are good.

1. www.paramdhaam.com
2. www.astroastro.com
3. http://www.yournetastrologer.com/horoform.aspx
4. www.aryabhatt.com

In fact right now on paramdhaam and aryabhatt you can ask one free question.

In case you do not know to read janam kundli or read your palm. Here is the site from where you can download books in Hindi and English in PDF format. Read it and then try to figure it yourself when you will get your GC.

5. http://www.cheiro.net/id110.html (Be careful its home site has links to many sites where you should not venture out)
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Posted by Waiting4everAl (1202) 01 Jul 2008
Track and others
About 11 years ago I met an old childhood freind. he works for NTPC in India . he told me I should visit him sometime as he is good at reading the palm. ( he studied it at some UNIV) I went to him once early in the morning as he would call you at 6:00 . he wouldnt eat anything till noon.
he wrote down stuff on a pc of paper . First he gave his predictions and then he asked me to ask questions. He named specific times about certian things . I still have that paper. Whatever he told me has come out to be 99 % true till date . He didnt go beyond 10 years so this year was not included . he told me about my marriage , about my wife , he told me about kids , and how many .I asked him about health for self , my parents, he told me I will go far away from home.( at that time I did not have any plans for the US). he wrote down about an injury to my MOM which happened , Hospitalisation of MOM again. So there is a sceince to it and I firmly believe in it.
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Posted by Trackbuzz (2180) 01 Jul 2008
FIND HIM!!!!
we will all contribute for his lawyer fees, sponsor him for his GC :)))))))))))
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Posted by Waiting4everAl (1202) 01 Jul 2008
He has been to the US once before . somebody invited him here I heard . I know where he lives in India but do not have his phone number. Also how can he read my hand when I am not there........:)
I have been asking around for his phone number . Let us see if I can find it. Maybe he can work with Scanned copy of my hands :) :) :)
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Posted by trackitt (155) 01 Jul 2008
How about this?

- Users opt in to a prediction game, which means they are willing to pay $50 to the person who predicts the closest date to when a user will get his GC.
- On the website, users predict when others will get their GC.
- When any user gets his GC, the best guesser will get the $50 from the user who got his GC.
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Posted by gcdedoyaar (1775) 01 Jul 2008
lol Amit goyal...................idea to bahut achha hai...but I will stick to launching a website against yours lawadvice.com
lolzzzzz
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Posted by gcdedoyaar (1775) 01 Jul 2008


make a online donation via CC ( amex not acceptable).......



Of course! No Amex / No MasterCard. Visa - you can't live without it.



Paypal will be the best......it is currently used on Ebay and is very successful
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Posted by ginetto (404) 01 Jul 2008

How about this?

- Users opt in to a prediction game, which means they are willing to pay $50 to the person who predicts the closest date to when a user will get his GC.
- On the website, users predict when others will get their GC.
- When any user gets his GC, the best guesser will get the $50 from the user who got his GC.



assuming I get good at guessing and i make a living out of it can I apply for EB1A?
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Posted by pareshan4GC (144) 01 Jul 2008
Amit,

You will then have to add to the trackitt, Date of Birth, Time of Birth and Place of Birth. Also a BLOB column where people can upload their scanned copies of both palms.

I am quite definite, I can atleast predict the good times and bad times of each person and hopefully GC should come in good times though I have seen for some persons that it had come when their Sade Sati's bad period was going on.

Also I will not charge a penny for it
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Posted by Waiting4everAl (1202) 01 Jul 2008
GCDD ,
No Law advice .........It has litigation problems.
Astrological site or Online temple is the best ...no khatra of suing........
Disclaimer on the site would say ........all predictions made with the assumption that the the user has complete divine faith. If you do not have complete divine the prediction may or maynot come true..........
:) :)
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Posted by my2cents (517) 01 Jul 2008
that could be fixed as its the users who enters the data in the trackitt. If someone gets a GC he will have a dummy id and enter date .After 5 days he will enter the date which is closest and pocket 50 bucks ..unless you have some guide lines stating it needs to be entered 1 month advance whatever...may be it could work ..but there are chances of match fixing ..my2cents...
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Posted by Waiting4everAl (1202) 01 Jul 2008
but he has to pay $50.00 to himself..........
:) :):)
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Posted by my2cents (517) 01 Jul 2008
yes 50 bucks he is puttting on the table .to corner some lame innocent ducks ..not to forego his ....
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Posted by ShangriLa (982) 01 Jul 2008

How about this?

- Users opt in to a prediction game, which means they are willing to pay $50 to the person who predicts the closest date to when a user will get his GC.
- On the website, users predict when others will get their GC.
- When any user gets his GC, the best guesser will get the $50 from the user who got his GC.



As an extension, with a kundli scanned it, Trkt could do some match-making with the sought-after 36 lakshan{?} (I forget the technical word for that), so people can get some options on Cross-Chargeability into a RoW country !
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Posted by gcdedoyaar (1775) 01 Jul 2008

-after 36 lakshan{?} (I forget the technical word for that), so people can get some options on Cross-Chargeability into a RoW country !



"36 gunas" and lakshans are same things.......cross chargeability is another great idea..

see, there is another advantage of palm scanning and DOB entries etc...we can do side matrimony business also. We might compete with shaadi.com, bhartmatrimony.com......

So let me sum it up:

website name: GCpredictions.com
additional features:
naamkaran for kids
Online home purifying puja
New car puja
Baby first hair cut puja (non indians must be wondering.......lolzzzz)
cross chargeability options per shangrila's advice
matrimony..

payment by paypals or other major cc...10% discount for trackitt/ non indian members
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Posted by ShangriLa (982) 01 Jul 2008
In short, from a vela on F1 -> well-settled homeowner with a firang wife. Trackitt is your one-stop shop!
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Posted by gcdedoyaar (1775) 01 Jul 2008

In short, from a vela on F1 -> well-settled homeowner with a firang wife. Trackitt is your one-stop shop!




lol well said...
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Posted by pareshan4GC (144) 01 Jul 2008
When the firang biwi gives you talak, she takes half your home. Talak rate in my city is 70%
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Posted by ShangriLa (982) 01 Jul 2008
Arre Bhai - After 36 lakshan match aur 7 fere, ye ho hi nahi sakta. Damn! what city is that? 70%?
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Posted by pareshan4GC (144) 01 Jul 2008
firangi fere nahi lati. Usse yeh sari kaasme vaade nahi saamaj me aati hai. Tum usse shaadi karoge GC ke liye aur woh tumse shaadi karegi makaan ke liye. Chhatish gun to milenge hi. Woh sirf "I do" aur ek chumi ko hi shaadi samajti hai.
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Posted by krustycat (1025) 01 Jul 2008
.. people uploading scanned copies of hands = uscis will be taking biometrics info from trackitt and saving biometric costs, but increasing biometric fees to cover possible legal issues..... lollllzzzzz
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Posted by ShangriLa (982) 01 Jul 2008

firangi fere nahi lati. Usse yeh sari kaasme vaade nahi saamaj me aati hai. Tum usse shaadi karoge GC ke liye aur woh tumse shaadi karegi makaan ke liye. Chhatish gun to milenge hi. Woh sirf "I do" aur ek chumi ko hi shaadi samajti hai.



Chalo "I do" waali nahi, to "Naidu" hi safi - ek hi shart - Naidu ki country of birth koi RoW country mein ho.
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Posted by Trackbuzz (2180) 01 Jul 2008

.. people uploading scanned copies of hands = uscis will be taking biometrics info from trackitt and saving biometric costs, but increasing biometric fees to cover possible legal issues..... lollllzzzzz



not matter what they r always wanting more $$ from us!!
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