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Topic: Fellow criminals ...
When applying for citizenship (yes I know it is some time away for all of us, but I took a peak at the forms to see if there was some documents or information I needed to save until that day (eg. travel itineraries are good to keep)) they as one question on the form that is particularly intersting:
Have you ever commited a crime for which you were not arrested?
Is there anyone here that can answer no to that question? I can come up with:
Speeding
Wreckless driving (haven't we all made some wreckless mistake)
Driving with expired proof of insurance (I forgot to put the new one in the car)
Driving without the DL with me
Not having proof of status on me
Tresspasing (I am sure I have entered private property on one time or the other without permission)
Public intoxication (Especially in collage)
Disorderly conduct (See above)
But I was never arrested. Anyone that can come up with other crimes I might have gotten away with? What about you?
This is the Waiting Launge so don't take it to serious .......
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Well.... now you mention it...........................
Many moons ago, I attempted to apply for a GC! I am now well into my 5th year of serving 'hard' time. I didn't feel like a criminal at the time of course. At the time I thought I was offering my professional talents.
However, once I was informed I had been sentenced to 4.5 years hard labor at the Dalla Backlog elimination center (BEC) by my so called defender (attourney), I soon realized the errors of my ways!.
I was parolled out of BEC in June 07 for what I presume to be 'extraordinary display of patience', only to find myself serving at a somewhat lower security center called "Nebraska". I thought I had got lucky!!!!!!! Boy was I wrong. I guess I am now serving out the remainder of my sentence with the kind folks at NSC.
(at least the food is better, though the actual 'service' is not!!!)
The End...........(nearly, hopefully, if I don't die first!, as long as my PD stays current, if they don't retrogress the processing dates again etc etc etc ) :o)
At the time, I really did not think I was commiting a crime........................sure feel like I have been treated like a criminal though!
(not to be taken seriously of course........ can anyone travelling this GC path take it seriously? rhetorical of course!)
OK, back to the cell... (hibernation mode).. cheers
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I plead the 5th.
Thats a good idea, but I don't think they let you do that when it is time to fill out the N-400 ....... |
I plead the 5th.
Thats a good idea, but I don't think they let you do that when it is time to fill out the N-400 .......
I see, trying to bypass constitutionality because it only counts for citizens ?
maybe some ambulance chasing lawyer wants to take this to court. |
also (hopefully) my response in this thread does not indicate I know ThomasB, or is an associate in his criminal activities :-P
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vptracker,
That was hilarious. I laughed to my heart's content. You almost put my job at stake by your post. Good one...
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A while ago I fasten giraffe to the light pole in downtown Atlanta, which is against the GA law, and perform doggy style sex in Florida, which is against Florida law, but I had never been arrested tho.
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Must admit, this topic is the funniest I've read!!! thanks Goblin and VPTracker!
As for me, I'm Paroled - so I guess I am no longer a criminal! But I will be become one if USCIS doesnt act fast enough to give me my GC!
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I'm feeling a little rebellious so after Jul 1st, I might talk on my cellphone while driving.
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A while ago I fasten giraffe to the light pole in downtown Atlanta, which is against the GA law, and perform doggy style sex in Florida, which is against Florida law, but I had never been arrested tho.
i was given oral sex in OK...which i think is also against the law there.... |
I'm feeling a little rebellious so after Jul 1st, I might talk on my cellphone while driving.
Get hands-free already, shall you? |
Must admit, this topic is the funniest I've read!!! thanks Goblin and VPTracker!
As for me, I'm Paroled - so I guess I am no longer a criminal! But I will be become one if USCIS doesnt act fast enough to give me my GC!
HA! Paroled means 'marked as possible criminal' :))))))))) Just kidding ;) |
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i was given oral sex in OK...which i think is also against the law there....
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Not a problem I think - as long as everyone in the vehicle keep their seatbelt on.
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Ooops!
I wasn't using a condom in Nevada ........ Will I get deported? Should I register as a sex offender and should she? We were both consenting adults .....
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PS: Goblin.. Be careful... You live in a very bad state.... :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Ohhhh, I didn't know :))))))))))))))) I would never and ever do that again, I SWEAR! (catch me, cop:)) |
You are right! She was not a prostitute.
Maybe it is like with a Swedish (born and raised in Russia) friend of mine: He went to work for a few months in California, and when he came back to Sweden he told us that it was illegal in California not to wash your hands after you go to the bathroom. He had missed the detail that the law only applied to employees of the restaurant ....... :-)
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"In Nevada it is illegal to have sex without a condom."
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"In Utah it is illegal to have sex with a condom."
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greenedup this link was totally hillaryous!!!!!!! ROTFBTC :)))))
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I just canceled my flight to Indonesia.
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See, green card is really worth the wait. If we lived in Indonesia we were all dead by now :)))))
Ohhh, you too :)))) |
Of course girls don't do that. :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
GIRLS do that much more often then guys :) Will try to find an article on Inet :)))))))))))))))))) |
Come on Gobl..... This woman is seriously sick....... I am looking at Merck index now to find a chemical which will have the opposite effect of sildenafil citrate.... Some one should control the high blood circulation in her area. :)
She could be, I believe. Seriously.
I know you are much better in chemistry then I'm but why you say 'sildenafil citrate' instead of Viagra? What's wrong with you, Zma?
I believe, it's not only physical/medical conditions of the body, but psychological as well, I would say more psychological then physical. I do believe, most illnesses exist because of 'mad brain' - psychological causes then physical. Of course, there are a lot of exceptions like natural oldness, or viruses, of course. But even tho, if human been fighting mentally for his life, (s)he has MUCH more chances to survive, don;t you agree? |
I calculated that in her lifetime, Sarah will have had - by herself alone - approx 5,000,000 orgasms.
This is unfair.
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opposite effect of sildenafil citrate.... Some one should control the high blood circulation in her area. :)
tht sounds like a lime juice substitute :)).LOL looked up for lime ...it is consider aphrodisiac LOL |
I calculated that in her lifetime, Sarah will have had - by herself alone - approx 5,000,000 orgasms.This is unfair.
Unfair to whom? :)))))))))) To me - yes. Just because w/o me :)))))))))))))) |
Wow!! That’s a lot of oh’s and ah’s. She definitely can gain a spot in the Guinness Book of World Records, adult edition though.
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Wow!! That’s a lot of oh’s and ah’s. She definitely can gain a spot in the Guinness Book of World Records, adult edition though.
HA! To get a spot in The Guinness Book of Records, she must do that in front of GBR representatives (and IMHO, a lot of them want to be there :)) ... I don't believe she want such .... hmmm ... exposure. |
I want to be there also if and ever she decides to be in GBR.....lol
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Hey Goblin, congrats on your 1500th post. Way to go, man! You deserve to be the moderator.....Smooth Moderator.
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I want to be there also if and ever she decides to be in GBR.....lol
Be careful, tho, it could be against the Philippines law!!! :)))) |
It doesn't matter now, I'm in US already...lol...
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Well, Viagra is a trade mark name that is used by Pfizer for marketing "sildenafil citrate". Scientists use the chemical names and not trade names. That is why I didn't use the word Viagra :))))))))))) I have nothing against Pfizer's trade mark... I am just trained to use the chemical names rather than the trade marks.
Zma, YOU ARE SO F*G SMART! I'm on my knees, kissing your toes. (NO sarcasm here!!!! I'm honest as Silas Deane, believe me) Ohhh, man :) Oh my God ... You just can't stop surprise me, girl! Ohhhhh, where have you been all my life? :(
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Come on Gobl.... Don't make me blush :)))))))))))))))))))
Already did :((((((((((((((((( My BAD :))) Hah, you know I'm in love with you! :) |
TRY TO EXPLAIN THIS TO ROXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please, don't yell on me :)))) Well, I know you much better then Roxy, so ... hmmm, I'm confused >8() |
I have a dream: while TrackItt is sleeping, make all LAST posts by Goblin :))))))))))))))) Will make a snapshot and save for generations :))))))))))))))))))))
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Wonderful idea Gobl... Do it please. You have stay up for a while now. Many people are active now.... Betsia our mutual friend is pretty active late in the night..... He is in pacific standard time tho :))) You have to wait for him to sleep..... Other wise it will hard to get the snap shot :))))))
Nah, I saw - there are NOBODY at 3am EST :) |
so what happens to the population ..... how do they breed ..........
LOLOL
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goblin..........just came across this funniest thread after tbuzzy sent me here..
I live in florida and do doggie a lot...its not banned!!!! gimme a freakin break...r u talking abt doing in public..........lollzzzzz
THE law doesn't say in public or not, it says 'forbidden' and that's it. You have to be departed! :)))) Lucky bastard :))))))) Just kidding :) |
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